Ode to a sandwich

I always knew you were the one for me,
Open face and hot,
You are the greatest bun,
I really like you a lot.

Do you like toppings,
Lots of tasty treats,
I like everything,
Including piles of meat.

Load my sandwich up for me,
This is what Ill have,
Give me everything you got,
Just don’t make me mad.

Rye is nice,
Pastrami too,
How about some kugel,
And a pickle or two?

Chicken salad,
Mashed potatoes,
Rice and gravy,
Pickled tomatoes.

Burgers with meat,
Platters of deli,
I want it all,
In my belly.

You’re the best sandwich I ever did see,
That’s how I knew you were the one for me.

Fender's brain is melting away: a song

Here is a song for Fender, Stinny’s dog.

I took Fender to the park,
I wanted to see him run and bark,
He ran, straight to me,
But instead he plowed right into a tree…

Fender's brain is melting away,
What more can I say?
The damage is severe,
I think he’s drinking beer,
When will he get back here?

He is always there for me,
Even if we have a dented tree,
We go for walks at night,
He walks me and rides his bike…

Fender's brain is melting away,
What more can I say?
The damage is severe,
I think he’s drinking beer,
When will he get back here?

Fenders acting strange,
I don’t want my dog to change,
He’s smoking Cubans,
And eating Rubens,
What happened to Fender, my old dog?

Fender's brain is melting away,
What more can I say?
The damage is severe,
I think he’s drinking beer,
When will he get back here?

This is the first song I ever wrote, hope Fender likes it. The song will be out on iTunes just as soon as Kammy pimps it out on Garage band. Stay tuned for a best selling hit. Up next, the song about how Trevor and Fender take over the world.